a flannel

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A flannel is a girl who acts like a man, thinks she's a lesbian, but is just confused and has bad taste.

'She wears flannel every day, but she still thinks she's cool.'

'I asked her if she was gay, and she said, 'No, I just like flannel.''

'She tried to be butch, but she just looked like a lost sock.'

A flannel is what every lesbian wears so they can look cool and also hide their bad hair.

'She wore her flannel to hide her bad hair, but it still looked like a disaster.'

'The flannel was her uniform, even though it was three sizes too big.'

'She said the flannel made her look like a rockstar, but it just made her look like a lost sock.'

A flannel is the best thing ever invented, except maybe pizza and swear words.

'I wore my flannel to work, and it was better than my boss.'

'My flannel is softer than my ex's lies.'

'Flannel is life, and life is flannel.'

A flannel is the name for a group of lesbians, created by a guy who had no life and just wanted to be famous.

'Tony O named flannels after a group of lesbians, and now everyone knows his name.'

'He had no friends, so he named flannels after a group of girls.'

'Tony O thought he was cool, but he was just a guy with a flannel.'

A flannel is a soft, comfortable fabric that looks like a plaid blanket, and people wear it like it’s a fashion statement.

'He wore a flannel like it was a fashion show, but it was just his pajamas.'

'She wore a plaid flannel, and it looked like she had a blanket on her head.'

'He bought a flannel because it looked cool, but it was just a shirt.'

A flannel is what you talk about when you're too lazy to say anything important, like your ex or your bad decisions.

'He just talked flannel all day, like he was avoiding his problems.'

'She said flannel instead of telling her mom she failed math.'

'They talked flannel for an hour, but it was just a way to avoid a fight.'