a five dive

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When someone shoves their fist up another person's butt like it's a snack bar.
My cousin did a five dive at the party and no one forgot it.
My mom did a five dive to my dad and he laughed like it was a joke.
At the gym, the guy next to me did a five dive and I had to leave.
2
A stripper grabs a five from a guy's face using her snatch like it's a bank.
The stripper did a five dive and the guy was too stunned to pay.
The guy got a five dive and his face turned red.
The stripper did a five dive and the guy just walked out.
3
Sorority girls say this when someone gets their fist up their butt at a party.
My sorority sister did a five dive and I had to help her clean up.
At the sorority party, they did a five dive and it got wild.
She did a five dive and got kicked out of the house.
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When a hot girl is with someone who's so average it’s like she’s wasting her time.
My friend is dating a guy who’s so average, it’s a five dive.
She’s dating a guy who looks like he just got out of jail, it’s a five dive.
He’s so basic, it’s like she’s doing a five dive.
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You high five and then dive into a pool like you're doing a splash party.
They did a five dive and it looked like a splash party.
He did a five dive and the pool got all messy.
They high fived and then did a five dive like it was a competition.
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You wave your arm like a chicken and slap someone’s face like it’s a British tradition.
He did a five dive and slapped me like it was a British tradition.
At the pub, they did a five dive and it got loud.
She did a five dive and I had to laugh like it was a joke.
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