a filthy tretinik

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when you poop so gross and then rub it on your face like you’re trying to make your face look like a sewer.

I woke up to my dog doing a filthy tretinik on my pillow.

My brother did a filthy tretinik during lunch and got expelled.

She did a filthy tretinik in the middle of the class and nobody could stop laughing.

the moment you take a giant, smelly dump and then wipe it on your face like it’s a new kind of face mask.

He did a filthy tretinik in the bathroom and smelled like a rotten sock.

My mom did a filthy tretinik at the grocery store and scared the cashier.

The kid did a filthy tretinik during the movie and got kicked out.

when you drop a turd so nasty and then slap it on your face like it’s a fancy cream.

I did a filthy tretinik in the car and my friend threw up.

The teacher did a filthy tretinik during class and the kids ran away.

My dad did a filthy tretinik on the couch and it’s still there.

when you poop so bad you think you’re going to die and then wipe it on your face like it’s a birthday gift.

She did a filthy tretinik in the restaurant and the waiter left.

I did a filthy tretinik at the park and my dog ran away.

He did a filthy tretinik in the office and nobody wanted to talk to him.

when you take a huge, stinky dump and then rub it on your face like you’re advertising it.

My sister did a filthy tretinik in the hallway and the whole school knew.

He did a filthy tretinik during the test and got a zero.

I did a filthy tretinik in the elevator and got stuck.

when you poop so bad it’s like you’re trying to give your face a new identity and it smells like a dead rat.

He did a filthy tretinik in the bus and the driver stopped the bus.

My dog did a filthy tretinik on my homework and I failed.

She did a filthy tretinik in the kitchen and the whole house smelled like a garbage can.