Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A fiddle is a sneaky cheat, like a con man who steals your money and laughs in your face.

I got conned by that fiddle at the market. Now I’ve got a goat and no cash.

That guy’s a fiddle. He sold me a bag of rocks and called it gold.

She’s a fiddle. She took my lunch money and said it was a loan.

2

A fiddle is someone who lets others walk all over them because they’re too soft to say no.

He’s a fiddle. I told him I’d pay him back, and he believed me.

She let her boss talk her into working weekends like it was a party.

He’s such a fiddle, he let his dog borrow his pants.

3

A fiddle is a loud outburst of fury, like when you’re so mad you could scream at a wall.

I saw him throw a fiddle at a cop. The cop just laughed.

She gave him a fiddle so loud, the neighbors called the police.

He yelled a fiddle so loud, the dog ran out of the house.

4

To fiddle is to mess around, usually with something fun like a partner or a toy.

He fiddled with her hair while she was trying to focus on her math test.

They fiddled with each other in the back of the classroom.

He fiddled with the remote, and now the TV is on mute.

5

A fiddle is a stupid way to say a violin, like when a redneck doesn’t know what it is.

That instrument is a fiddle. Not a violin. Don’t make me explain it again.

He called it a fiddle. I called it a violin. We argued for 30 minutes.

She said it was a fiddle. I said it was a violin. She still didn’t get it.

6

A fiddle is a way to have fun by yourself, like when you’re too lazy to find a partner.

She fiddled with herself in the bathroom while her mom was cooking.

He fiddled during math class because he was too bored to pay attention.

He fiddled with his pencil like it was a magic wand.

7

A fiddle is a silly name for a violin, like when someone doesn’t know what it is and just says whatever.

He called it a fiddle. I called it a violin. We both knew it was just a stupid name.

That’s a violin. Not a fiddle. You’re a redneck.

She said it was a fiddle. I said it was a violin. I won.