A few volunteer editors read your definition and decided to not publish it.

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When the editors didn’t publish your definition because they smelled like old socks and didn’t care about your word

They said my definition was ‘too salty’ and I said ‘you smell like a dead raccoon’

My definition was about ‘smelling like a garbage can’ and they said ‘we’re not that weird’

I sent them a DM saying ‘you’re the garbage can’ and they blocked me

When the people at Urban Dictionary hate you and your word so much they threw it in the trash and said it was ‘not cool’

I submitted ‘butterface’ and they said ‘that’s not a real word’ and I said ‘you’re a butterface’

My word was ‘facepalm’ and they said ‘we’ve seen better’ and I facepalmed them

They rejected my definition of ‘facepalm’ and I said ‘you’re a facepalm’ and they said ‘you’re a facepalm’

When you get an email that makes you want to scream, cry, and throw your phone out the window because your definition was rejected

I got the email and I screamed into my pillow until it was a pillow of tears

I read the email and I cried so hard my cat ran away

I got the email and I threw my phone out the window and it hit a squirrel