a few tacos short of a combo platter

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a person who thinks they're smart but acts like a baboon with a brain tumor

My cousin thinks he's a genius, but he can't even figure out how to use a toaster.

She tried to explain the internet to a dog. The dog laughed.

He said he could solve world hunger with a single taco. I called the police.

someone who's so clueless, they think a burrito is a sandwich and a taco is a hat

He asked if the moon was a nacho. I gave up.

She tried to wear a taco to a party. It fell off.

He thought the sun was a grilled cheese. I cried.

a person who's so dumb, they think a combo platter is a math problem

He tried to solve a taco equation. It had three sides. He drew a face on it.

She asked if the meat was a variable. I said no. She cried.

He added salt to his coffee and called it a side dish.

a person who thinks they're a genius, but they can't tell a taco from a burrito and they wear socks to bed

He tried to eat a taco like it was a burrito. It fell on the floor.

She wore a sock to a taco party. Everyone left.

He said the sky was a combo platter. I called the cops.

a person who's so lost in their own head, they think a taco is a time machine

He tried to travel back in time with a taco. It came out a burrito.

She ate a taco and said it made her go back to 1999. I said no.

He said the taco was from the future. I threw a napkin at him.

a person who's so brain-dead, they think the sun is a grilled cheese

He tried to eat the sun. It was too hot.

She said the moon was a taco. I asked for evidence. She said 'because it's round.'

He called the sun a combo platter. I gave him a taco.