a few screws loose

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A person who’s lost their mind and acts like a lunatic. They do stupid stuff and talk nonsense.

My cousin thinks he’s a superhero. He wears a cape to the grocery store.

My neighbor talks to pigeons like they’re his best friends.

My friend tried to marry a toaster. It didn’t end well.

Someone who’s so messed up in the head they think the sky is pink and the moon is a giant cheese wheel.

My uncle says he can talk to ghosts. He’s been arguing with one for three years.

My coworker thinks the coffee machine is plotting against him.

My mom thinks the mailman is her long-lost brother.

A person who’s not all there. They say stupid stuff and do stuff that makes no sense.

My brother thinks his pet goldfish is a spy. He talks to it in secret.

My friend wears socks with sandals and thinks it’s a fashion statement.

My neighbor thinks the internet is a real place with actual people.

Someone who’s so out of their mind they think pizza is a breakfast food and socks go on your hands.

My boss thinks the office printer is alive and has feelings.

My friend tried to teach his dog calculus. It cried.

My neighbor thinks the sun is a giant egg and it’s going to break soon.

A person who’s not thinking straight. They say crazy stuff and do things that make no sense.

My cousin thinks the moon is made of cheese and it’s going to fall on us.

My friend tried to become a professional laugher. It didn’t work.

My neighbor thinks the clouds are talking to him. He answers back.