a few sandwiches short of a picnic

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A person who’s so clueless they think a picnic is just a fancy lunch, and they show up with a bag of chips and a half-eaten donut.

My cousin showed up to the picnic with a sandwich and a beer. He called it a full meal.

My mom tried to bring a salad, but it was just lettuce and a hope for better food.

My brother brought a sandwich, but it was so small it looked like it was hiding from the rest of the food.

Someone who thinks a picnic is just a fancy lunch and brings a sandwich that looks like it was stolen from a vending machine.

My friend showed up with a sandwich that had three layers of bread and no idea what it was.

My uncle brought a sandwich that looked like it had been sitting in a hot car since the 80s.

My neighbor showed up with a sandwich and a napkin. He called it a full meal.

A person who thinks a picnic is just a fancy lunch and forgets to bring enough food, then acts like it’s not their fault.

My cousin forgot to bring a sandwich and just ate a bag of chips like it was a picnic tradition.

My mom brought one sandwich and said it was enough for six people. It wasn’t.

My brother showed up with a sandwich and then forgot to bring the rest. He called it a half-assed picnic.