a few french fries short of a happy meal

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Messed up in the head. Doesn't know what's real. Acts like a lunatic. Makes bad choices. Like a brain-dead idiot who thinks they're smart.

He tried to eat the whole pizza in one bite and then cried because it got stuck.

She said she was a superhero but ran away when a vacuum cleaner turned on.

He tried to flirt with a dog and got bit.

Stupid as a sack of bricks. Doesn't know what they're doing. Acts like they're high on glitter. Makes no sense. Not smart. Just plain dumb.

He tried to fix the TV with a banana and a calculator.

She said she was going to the moon but walked into the kitchen.

He tried to talk to a wall and got yelled at.

Messed up in the head. Makes no sense. Acts like a confused chicken. Does things that make no sense. Not thinking. Just doing stupid stuff.

He tried to teach the cat how to do math and got his hair pulled.

She said she was a pirate but ran away when she saw a sponge.

He tried to ride a bicycle in a shoe and fell into a cake.

Not thinking. Doing stupid stuff. Acts like a brain-dead donkey. Makes bad choices. Doesn't know what they're doing. Just plain dumb.

He tried to cook breakfast and set the kitchen on fire.

She said she was a wizard but got scared by a rubber chicken.

He tried to dance with a lamp and got electrocuted.

Weird. Doing stupid stuff. Acts like a confused clown. Doesn't think. Makes no sense. Just plain dumb.

He tried to talk to the ceiling and got yelled at by the walls.

She said she was a ghost but ran away when she saw a banana.

He tried to eat a whole cake in one bite and got a stomach ache.

Not thinking. Doing dumb stuff. Acts like a brain-dead robot. Doesn't know what they're doing. Just plain stupid.

He tried to fix the computer with a spoon and got stuck in a drawer.

She said she was a robot but cried when she saw a sponge.

He tried to talk to a pencil and got kicked out of class.