A few days later

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A few days later is when you pretend time flew by so you don’t have to talk about the five days you spent dying of boredom.
When your mom asked why you didn’t text her back for three days, you said, 'A few days later!'
You told your friend you were going to the mall 'a few days later' even though it was Tuesday and you were still mad about Monday.
Your teacher said, 'A few days later, we’ll finish this test,' and you knew you’d be stuck there forever.
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A few days later is when you say it’s only been three days, but you’re still mad about the one day that was terrible.
You said, 'A few days later, I’m going to beat you up!' even though it had only been two days and you were still sore from the last fight.
Your dog barked at the mailman 'a few days later' even though it had been four days and the mailman had a beard now.
Your friend said, 'A few days later, I’ll be rich!' and now it’s been a week and he’s still selling candy on the street.
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A few days later is when you say it’s only been a couple of days, but it’s actually been so long you’re questioning if time is broken.
Your dad said, 'A few days later, I’ll be home!' and now it’s been two weeks and he’s still in the airport.
Your mom said, 'A few days later, you’ll eat your vegetables,' and now you’re still crying over broccoli.
You told your crush, 'A few days later, I’ll text you!' and now it’s been a month and you’re still waiting.
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