a few bricks shy of a load

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A brainless, idiotic, barely sentient meat bag who thinks they’re a genius.
My cousin thinks he invented the wheel. He’s a few bricks shy of a load.
My boss tried to explain taxes. He’s a few bricks shy of a load.
That kid drew a triangle with three sides. He’s a few bricks shy of a load.
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A human who’s so dumb, they think a load is just a fancy word for a brick.
My neighbor thinks a load is a type of sandwich. He’s a few bricks shy of a load.
My friend tried to build a house with rocks. He’s a few bricks shy of a load.
He asked if a brick was a type of fruit. He’s a few bricks shy of a load.
3
A fool who thinks they can count, but they can’t even count to three without crying.
He tried to count bricks. He counted to one, then screamed. He’s a few bricks shy of a load.
She said a load was just one brick. She’s a few bricks shy of a load.
He tried to add two bricks and got confused. He’s a few bricks shy of a load.
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A person who’s so dumb, they think a load is a type of food.
He tried to eat a load for breakfast. He’s a few bricks shy of a load.
She asked if a load was a type of pizza. She’s a few bricks shy of a load.
He thought bricks were a type of snack. He’s a few bricks shy of a load.
5
A brainless, idiotic, barely sentient meat bag who thinks they’re a genius.
My cousin thinks he invented the wheel. He’s a few bricks shy of a load.
My boss tried to explain taxes. He’s a few bricks shy of a load.
That kid drew a triangle with three sides. He’s a few bricks shy of a load.
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A human who’s so dumb, they think a load is just a fancy word for a brick.
My neighbor thinks a load is a type of sandwich. He’s a few bricks shy of a load.
My friend tried to build a house with rocks. He’s a few bricks shy of a load.
He asked if a brick was a type of fruit. He’s a few bricks shy of a load.
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A fool who thinks they can count, but they can’t even count to three without crying.
He tried to count bricks. He counted to one, then screamed. He’s a few bricks shy of a load.
She said a load was just one brick. She’s a few bricks shy of a load.
He tried to add two bricks and got confused. He’s a few bricks shy of a load.
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A person who’s so dumb, they think a load is a type of food.
He tried to eat a load for breakfast. He’s a few bricks shy of a load.
She asked if a load was a type of pizza. She’s a few bricks shy of a load.
He thought bricks were a type of snack. He’s a few bricks shy of a load.
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