A fertada

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A fertada is someone who eats like a pig but still can't finish their plate. They're basically food waste in human form.
My cousin ate three burgers and still said he was full. Classic fertada.
She ordered a pizza and only ate one slice. The rest went to the dog. Total fertada.
He brought a whole cake to the party and only ate a bite. That's a fertada if I've ever seen one.
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A fertada is a human who's so slow they make traffic look fast. They're like a tard with a side of laziness.
He took 10 minutes to walk from the kitchen to the living room. That's a fertada right there.
She got lost on the way to school. Classic fertada behavior.
He took forever to answer the door. Slowest fertada I've ever seen.
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