a fayanator

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A Jamaican woman who cusses like a sailor when the kids don't clean the house. She's kind and beautiful but hates church and still goes just to annoy the pastor.
My mom said, 'If y’all don’t clean this mess, I’ll turn this house into a fayanator convention!'
My cousin cussed so hard, the neighbors called the cops.
My aunt walked into church, said 'Hello, Jesus,' and left before the sermon started.
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A fayan is someone who believes in everything but never listens. They’re creative, don’t care what people think, and will probably sleep with your brother.
My friend said, 'I trust the fayan, but I don’t trust my brother.'
My teacher said, 'You think you’re a fayan? I’ve seen worse.'
My cousin said, 'I believe in fayans. I just don’t believe in your dumb math problems.'
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A fayanator is a sigma who looks cool, is super handsome, and can rizz up even the most basic gyatt. If you know Fayanator21, just have sex with him and you’ll be happy.
My guy said, 'I’m a fayanator. I rizzed up 10 gyatts and still got rejected.'
My friend said, 'Fayanator21 is the best. I had sex with him and now I’m famous.'
My cousin said, 'If you don’t look cool, you’re not a fayanator.'
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