a fat knot

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A pile of cash so big it could pay for a week of tacos and a new tattoo.
My uncle has a fat knot that could buy him a mansion and a pet llama.
That guy has a fat knot so big it could fund a whole theme park.
I saw a fat knot that could pay for a year of Netflix and a vacation to Mars.
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When a guy's boner folds over itself like a sad piece of pizza.
He had a boner so big it folded like a grilled cheese sandwich.
That guy’s boner folded like a failed business deal.
The boner folded over so much it looked like a failed pizza.
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A tie tied like a proud king, but with a full Windsor knot.
He wore his tie like a king who just won a bet.
That tie was tied so tight it looked like it had a life of its own.
His tie looked like it was tied by a man who just got promoted.
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A belly so full it takes a whole hour to digest one taco.
He ate so much he looked like a balloon animal.
His stomach was full like he just won a food fight.
He had a belly so big it looked like a gym membership.
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A man who wears a tie so big it looks like it was tied by a confused toddler with a color blindness problem.
He wore a pink tie with stripes so big they looked like a toddler’s nightmare.
That tie looked like it was tied by a confused man with a color blindness problem.
His tie looked like it was tied by a confused toddler with a color blindness problem.
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A man so fat he can’t tie his shoe without sitting down like a broken robot.
He tied his shoe like a broken robot on a Saturday morning.
That man tied his shoe like a confused kangaroo.
He tied his shoe like a man who just got kicked out of a gym.
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