Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A pile of cash so big it could pay for a week of tacos and a new tattoo.

My uncle has a fat knot that could buy him a mansion and a pet llama.

That guy has a fat knot so big it could fund a whole theme park.

I saw a fat knot that could pay for a year of Netflix and a vacation to Mars.

2

When a guy's boner folds over itself like a sad piece of pizza.

He had a boner so big it folded like a grilled cheese sandwich.

That guy’s boner folded like a failed business deal.

The boner folded over so much it looked like a failed pizza.

3

A tie tied like a proud king, but with a full Windsor knot.

He wore his tie like a king who just won a bet.

That tie was tied so tight it looked like it had a life of its own.

His tie looked like it was tied by a man who just got promoted.

4

A belly so full it takes a whole hour to digest one taco.

He ate so much he looked like a balloon animal.

His stomach was full like he just won a food fight.

He had a belly so big it looked like a gym membership.

5

A man who wears a tie so big it looks like it was tied by a confused toddler with a color blindness problem.

He wore a pink tie with stripes so big they looked like a toddler’s nightmare.

That tie looked like it was tied by a confused man with a color blindness problem.

His tie looked like it was tied by a confused toddler with a color blindness problem.

6

A man so fat he can’t tie his shoe without sitting down like a broken robot.

He tied his shoe like a broken robot on a Saturday morning.

That man tied his shoe like a confused kangaroo.

He tied his shoe like a man who just got kicked out of a gym.