a fat cunt

My gym teacher called me a fat cunt because I couldn't do one push up.

My dad said my mom was a fat cunt when she yelled at him for eating the last slice of pizza.

My friend's dog called me a fat cunt because I tried to take his bone.

My teacher called me a fat cunt because I failed the math test and drew a mustache on the blackboard.

My neighbor said my mom was a fat cunt when she screamed at the mailman.

My brother called me a fat cunt because I ate all the ice cream.

My brother called his wife's mom a fat cunt when she ate the last piece of cake.

I called my sister's husband's mom a fat cunt when she ate my sandwich.

My cousin called his wife's mom a fat cunt when she took the last cookie.

My gym teacher said my aunt was a fat cunt when she walked into the gym.

My friend called his dad's girlfriend a fat cunt when she ate six donuts.

I called my uncle's wife a fat cunt when she tried to sit on the couch.

My boss called me a fat cunt because I took too long to finish my work.

My sister called my mom a fat cunt when she yelled at her for eating the last donut.

My friend called his dad a fat cunt because he ate all the chips.

My dad called my mom a fat cunt when he was trying to get off and she wouldn't move.

My uncle called his wife a fat cunt when she blocked him from the TV.

My brother called his wife a fat cunt when he couldn't get to the fridge.

I called myself a fat cunt when I couldn't fit into my pants.

I called myself a fat cunt after eating three pizzas and drinking six beers.

I called myself a fat cunt when I tried to do a cartwheel and fell over.