a fat ceeze

I was eating a burrito and my face turned into a meatball. A fat ceeze hit me like a surprise party.

During the Zoom call, I had a fat ceeze so loud my dog ran out of the room.

My fat ceeze woke my kid up from a nap and made him ask for pizza.

I had a fat ceeze in the grocery store and scared the cashier. He thought I was going to attack him.

During my morning coffee, my fat ceeze made the barista laugh so hard she spilled my latte.

My fat ceeze happened in the middle of a dance party and ruined the beat.

I had a fat ceeze during my presentation and my boss thought I was having a meltdown.

At the movie theater, my fat ceeze made the person next to me yell, 'What is that? A dragon?'

My fat ceeze happened right when I was trying to flirt, and it was the worst pickup line ever.