Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A aussie word for a hard-on that’s so big it looks like it’s about to punch someone in the face.

Bro, I saw your a fat at the gym and I almost fainted.

My uncle’s a fat is so huge it’s like a sausage fest.

He walked into the bar and said, 'I’m here for the drinks and my a fat.'

2

A joint so fat it could be used as a pillow, loaded with weed so strong it could knock out a horse.

That a fat was so big, I had to use it as a doorstop.

I took one hit of that a fat and I felt like I was on fire.

The a fat was so strong, my dog went to sleep after one puff.

3

A human being so fat they can’t even move, like they’re stuck in a chair forever.

My cousin is such an a fat, he can’t even walk to the fridge.

That a fat is so big, he looks like a sausage in a jacket.

He tried to stand up and fell over like a sack of bricks.

4

A person so fat they can’t even breathe, and they’re also a human being.

That a fat is so fat, he can’t even breathe without a fan.

I saw that a fat and he looked like a donut with a face.

He tried to run and fell down like a bag of flour.

5

A dick so fat it could be used as a doorstop, and it’s also a person.

That a fat is so big, it could be used as a doorstop and a weapon.

I saw that a fat and I thought he was going to fall over.

He walked in and said, 'I’m here for the drinks and my a fat.'

6

A person so fat they look like they’ve been sitting in a chair for 10 years without moving.

That a fat is so fat, he looks like he’s been sitting there for a decade.

He tried to move and he looked like a sack of potatoes.

He’s so fat, he can’t even stand up without a ladder.

7

The worst insult you can say to someone, like it’s the worst thing ever and it takes no brain power.

I called him an a fat and he looked like he was going to cry.

That a fat insult was so bad, it made me laugh.

He said I was an a fat and I felt like I was insulted to death.