a fan-crap-ulous actor

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an actor so bad they make the audience want to throw popcorn at them
"I’ve seen better acting in a chicken coop.", Theater kid during a play
"This guy’s performance was like watching a cat try to dance.", Movie critic
"He was so bad, the director yelled cut just to save the movie.", Actor in the same movie
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a person who acts so badly it hurts your eyes and your brain
"I think he was trying to be dramatic, but he just looked confused.", Audience member
"His lines were worse than my math test.", Friend who saw the movie
"He cried so hard, I thought he was gonna drown in his own tears.", Co-star
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an actor who’s so bad it’s almost a miracle they didn’t get fired
"They kept him on just to make the movie feel like a punishment.", Director
"He’s like a cursed actor. You can’t kill him.", Producer
"He got a standing ovation… from the janitor.", Fan of the movie
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