A family member has tested positive for Covid-19

My uncle tested positive and now I feel like I drank a whole bottle of whiskey.

My mom got it and I swear I can hear her coughing from the next state.

My brother’s positive and I’m stuck with him like a roommate who never pays rent.

My cousin tested positive and now I feel like I ran a marathon and got stabbed.

My dad got it and I think he’s turning into a zombie.

My sister’s positive and I’m already planning my escape.

My aunt got Covid and now I feel like I got hit by a bus and got the flu.

My grandma tested positive and I can hear her coughing from the other side of the house.

My little brother’s got it and he’s turning my house into a sick zone.