a fagging bozo

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A stupid gay person who acts like they're the king of the world
He tripped over his own foot and still said he was better than me.
He wore a dress to the football game and cried when he got tackled.
He tried to explain quantum physics to a kid and got laughed out of the room.
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A man who is both a faggot and a complete idiot
He asked for a pizza and got confused when it didn't come with ice cream.
He tried to fight a robot and used glitter as a weapon.
He said he was a superhero and cried when he failed to save a cat.
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A gay man who thinks he's the smartest person in the room and is wrong
He said he invented the wheel and got yelled at by a history teacher.
He tried to date a chicken and got chased by a farmer.
He used a calculator to count his fingers and still failed.
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A faggot who's so dumb he thinks he's a genius
He said he could fly and jumped off a cliff with no parachute.
He tried to explain why the sky is blue and got confused by a toddler.
He wore a hat made of socks and called it a fashion statement.
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A gay person who acts like he knows everything but doesn't
He said he could read minds and got scared when I told him I was thinking about tacos.
He tried to start a fire with a banana and failed.
He claimed he was a wizard and got defeated by a dog.
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A gay bozo who's too dumb to know he's dumb
He tried to build a spaceship out of Legos and crashed it into a tree.
He said he was a king and got kicked out of a castle.
He tried to sing a song and made everyone cry from laughter.
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