Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person so ugly they make your eyes want to commit suicide.

My cousin walked in and I thought my eyes were gonna cry blood.

That guy looked like he was born from a toilet and a curse.

She came in and I instantly wanted to take a selfie with a wall.

2

A face that could scare a ghost into taking a nap.

I saw him and my dog ran away screaming.

That face looked like it was made by a devil with a bad day.

She walked in and my plants wilted from fear.

3

A face so bad it could turn your lunch into a crying session.

He walked in and my sandwich started sobbing.

That face made my soup look like it had a bad breakup.

I saw her and my cereal stopped talking to me.

4

A face that could make a saint turn into a swear word.

I saw her and I started cussing my mom.

That face made my dad want to throw his coffee at a wall.

He walked in and my dog started cussing at him.

5

A face so bad it could make a monster blush.

She walked in and my dog turned pink from embarrassment.

That face made my brother hide under a couch.

He came in and my cat started singing opera.

6

A face that could make a king quit his crown and go to jail.

I saw him and I wanted to punch my teacher.

That face made my mom swear at the sky.

She walked in and my dad got a traffic ticket from embarrassment.