A face full of sugar and a mouthful of bitterness

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A woman so pretty she could make a saint weep, but her mouth is full of trash and she talks like she just got out of jail.
She looked like a movie star, but when she opened her mouth, I thought I was in a horror movie.
That girl’s face is like a candy bar, but her personality is like a expired fart.
She’s the kind of person who makes you question why you ever left your ex.
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A woman who looks like she was made by God, but her mouth was made by a madman with a bad attitude.
She’s the kind of woman who makes you want to take a selfie, then run away.
Her face is like a unicorn, but her voice is like a screaming toddler.
She’s the reason I still believe in heaven, but also hell.
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A woman with a face like a cake and a tongue like a knife, beautiful on the outside, but you’re gonna get cut up.
She’s the kind of person who makes you wish you had a body double.
She looked like a dream, but when she spoke, it felt like a nightmare.
She’s the reason I now fear pretty people.
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