a face for radio

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A band that sounds like it was born from a pizza fight and a karaoke night. They mix old-school punk with new-school nonsense and make you want to scream and dance at the same time.
I just heard them for the first time and I'm already screaming in my head.
This band is like my ex and my mom fighting over the last slice of pizza.
They're the reason I still have a voice.
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Someone who can talk your ear off but looks like they got run over by a bus and then forgot to wash their face.
That guy on the radio is so good, but I can't look at him without wanting to punch him.
She has the voice of an angel, but her face looks like it was dipped in glue.
He's the reason I still believe in radio.
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A face so bad it makes you wish the radio would just explode and end your misery.
I can't look at that guy without wanting to throw my phone at him.
That face is worse than my middle school math teacher.
He looks like he was born in a dumpster and raised by raccoons.
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A face you'd never want to see on TV, because it would make the whole world stop watching.
That face is so bad, it should be a crime.
If I saw that face on TV, I’d turn it off and start a riot.
That’s the kind of face that makes you question your life choices.
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A guy who can talk your ear off, but looks like he was born in a sock and forgot to come out.
He sounds like a legend, but his face is the worst part of the show.
I’d rather listen to a goat sing than look at that face.
He’s the reason I still listen to the radio.
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A person who’s got the voice of a god, but the face of a used sock. They’re stuck on the radio because they’re too ugly for anything else.
That guy’s got a voice like a angel, but his face is like a horror movie.
He’s the reason I still listen to the radio instead of watching TV.
He’s so ugly, he should be in a horror movie.
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When you’re so full of rage or trash, you dump it all over your friend’s face, and they look like a broken radio that got hit by a brick.
He threw his whole sandwich on my face, and I looked like a broken radio.
She dumped her coffee on me and I looked like a radio that got attacked.
He threw his entire lunch on me and I looked like a radio that was hit by a truck.
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