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A person so ugly or dumb they get shunned by society. They constantly yell 'care' at anyone who dares to talk to them, and they probably got kicked out of bed for being a total loser.
'Care? I was born in a trash can!'
Dylan yelled at the bus driver for giving him the wrong route.
He fell out of bed because he was too fat to fit.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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Dylan is the type of guy who can be your best friend or your worst enemy. He’s got a twisted sense of humor and will stab you in the back if you blink at him wrong.
'I’m your best friend… for now.'
He laughed at my failed science project like it was a comedy show.
He snitched on me to the teacher just because I took his pencil.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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Dylan is a guy who only thinks he’s cool because UrbanDictionary says so. If you ever tell him he’s not cool, he’ll probably cry and eat a sandwich.
'UrbanDictionary says I’m cool, so I am.'
He cried when I told him he looked like a potato.
He ate a whole sandwich because he was sad.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A guy who’s decent… most of the time. He’ll probably forget your birthday, but he’ll remember to punch you in the face.
'I’m decent… most of the time.'
He forgot my birthday but remembered to punch me.
He said he was decent, then he stole my lunch.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A guy with a penis so huge it caused the Big Bang. He probably also caused the school to collapse.
'My penis is so big it caused the Big Bang.'
He caused the school roof to fall down.
He said his penis was bigger than the moon.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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The guy who’s a total ass, but you still feel safe when he’s around. He’s the friend who makes the worst jokes and still somehow keeps you sane.
'I’m the ass who still keeps you sane.'
He told a joke so bad it made me cry.
He made me laugh even though he was being a total ass.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A guy who acts like a kid, messes everything up, but would never hurt the girl he likes. He’s a total mess, but he’s got a heart of gold.
'I messed up your lunch, but I wouldn’t hurt you.'
He spilled my juice and then cried because I was sad.
He tripped over his own feet just to save my feelings.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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