a dutchman's blow

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Sneezing out a snot rocket from one nose hole while jamming your hand in the other like you’re trying to stop a flood.

I tried to blow my nose, and my hand got a face full of snot. Dutchman’s blow, baby.

My brother did a Dutchman’s blow in the middle of math class. The teacher lost it.

He did a Dutchman’s blow in the elevator. Now the whole building smells like a gym sock.

Blowing your nose so hard you look like a snot-slinging war hero, with one nostril acting like a cannon.

My dad did a Dutchman’s blow during breakfast. He hit the ceiling with snot.

She did a Dutchman’s blow in the car. I had to change my shirt.

He did a Dutchman’s blow at the office. Now everyone knows he’s got a snot problem.

Shoving your hand in your nose and blowing snot out like it’s a crime scene and you’re the detective.

I did a Dutchman’s blow in the bathroom. The toilet paper got a face full of snot.

He did a Dutchman’s blow in the kitchen. My mom screamed like it was a horror movie.

She did a Dutchman’s blow in the middle of a Zoom call. Her coworkers were confused.

Snot flying out of your nose like it’s trying to escape a prison, and you’re the guard with a hand in the way.

He did a Dutchman’s blow in the hallway. The kids laughed like it was the best joke ever.

I did a Dutchman’s blow at lunch. My sandwich got a face full of snot.

She did a Dutchman’s blow in the gym. The coach was not happy.

Blowing snot out of one nose like you’re trying to clear a blockage, and your hand is the enemy you’re fighting.

He did a Dutchman’s blow in the car. I had to clean the window with my shirt.

My brother did a Dutchman’s blow at the dinner table. The soup got a face full of snot.

She did a Dutchman’s blow in the bathroom. The toilet paper was covered in snot.

Blowing snot out of one nostril like you’re a snot sniper, and your hand is the shield blocking the other side.

He did a Dutchman’s blow in the middle of a meeting. Everyone was distracted.

I did a Dutchman’s blow on the bus. The kid next to me got snot in his drink.

She did a Dutchman’s blow in the kitchen. My dad was horrified.