A durt durt

My cousin is a durt durt. He tried to explain how to tie shoes like it was a math test.

My teacher called me a durt durt because I laughed at a joke during a pop quiz.

My dog is a durt durt. He barked at the mailman like he was the devil.

My friend is a durt durt. He turned a pizza into a science experiment.

My mom said I was a durt durt for arguing over the color of the sky.

My brother is a durt durt. He turned a game of chess into a war.

My teacher called my little brother a durt durt. He kept talking even when no one asked him a question.

My friend's dog is a durt durt. It barked at the vacuum cleaner like it was a robber.

My dad is a durt durt. He explained how to make toast like he was giving a speech to Congress.

My neighbor is a durt durt. He thinks he's a rockstar just because he knows how to play air guitar.

My cousin is a durt durt. She said she was the best at hide and seek even though she was caught in 10 seconds.

My brother is a durt durt. He thinks he's a superhero just because he wears a cape to school.

My dog is a durt durt. He thinks he owns the whole neighborhood just because he barked at the mailman once.

My friend is a durt durt. He said he was the best at video games even though he lost every time.

My brother is a durt durt. He thinks he’s the president just because he wore a hat and yelled ‘I’m the president’ in the hallway.