Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

If you're a dump, you're not even close to being a little or big shit you're just a big old pile of raw sewage.

My cousin's a dump. He doesn't even know how to flush.

Why is my brother a dump? He just sat on the floor.

My mom says my brother is a dump because he smells like a garbage can.

2

You short a stock, take a dump, and come back to find the stock is dead. So you laugh and make bank.

I shorted the stock, took a dump, and came back to find it was in the toilet.

He dumped and got rich. I just sat there and got dumped on.

I took a dump, and the stock got dumped on me.

3

A dump is when you let one big fart out, and it's so loud the whole class hears it.

I took a dump in class, and the whole class heard me.

My friend took a dump in math and the teacher got mad.

I took a dump in the hallway and got in trouble.

4

A dump is when one person breaks up with the other, and the other is like, 'Why?' and the first one just walks away.

He broke up with me, and I was like, 'Why? I still love you.'

She dumped me in front of my whole class.

He dumped me in the hallway and I cried.

5

A dump is when you see that sign that says no trash, but you still drop your lunch and your whole lunch is trash.

I saw that sign, but I still dropped my lunch.

The sign said no trash, but I dropped my whole lunch.

I dropped my lunch and got in trouble.

6

A dump is when you let one big fart out, and it's so loud the whole class hears it.

I took a dump in class, and the whole class heard me.

My friend took a dump in math and the teacher got mad.

I took a dump in the hallway and got in trouble.

7

A dump is when you fire a whole clip at someone, and it's like, 'Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom!' and the person is just like, 'What?'

He shot me with a whole clip and I was like, 'What?'.

She fired a whole clip at me and I dropped my lunch.

He fired a whole clip at me, and I ran out of the room.