A dumb a** name

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A dumb a** name is when drunk or dumb parents give their kid a name that sounds like a broken kazoo. It's the worst.
My cousin is named Oof. It's like he was born from a fart.
My neighbor’s kid is named Wen. It’s the most annoying name ever.
My dog is named Tu. I think he’s mocking me.
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A dumb a** name is when someone has a name so stupid it makes you want to throw your phone out the window.
My friend is named E E. It’s like he was named after a bad beatbox.
My coworker’s kid is named Tu Tu. I can’t even look at him anymore.
My uncle is named Wen. He’s the reason I hate my family.
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A dumb a** name is when people are named like they were born in a sewer and the only sound was a pig’s snort.
My brother is named Oof Oof. It’s like he was named after a pig’s snort.
My cousin’s kid is named E E. It sounds like a broken phone.
My friend’s dog is named Wen. It’s the dumbest name I’ve ever heard.
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