A duh meat

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When a girl says no and you act like a total idiot by following her everywhere and sending her 100 messages a day. It also means you're either too lazy to do anything or you're turning into a pig.
She said no to my invite and now I'm texting her every 5 minutes. What's wrong with me? I'm not even that sad.
I got rejected and now I'm stalking her on Instagram. I'm not a stalker. I'm just... persistent.
I skipped the gym again. I'm getting fat. I'm a duh meat.
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When a girl dumps you and you go full psycho by texting her at 3 a. m. and showing up at her house. It also means you're too soft or you've been eating too much pizza.
She broke up with me and now I'm texting her at 3 a. m. I'm not even sorry. I'm just tired.
I showed up at her house after she said no. I'm not a creep. I'm a duh meat.
I ate 5 pizzas and now I'm too fat to move. I'm a duh meat.
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When a girl turns you down and you act like it's the end of the world, sending her messages, showing up at her school, and eating like a horse. It also means you're either a total loser or you're getting fatter.
She said no and now I'm messaging her at school. I'm not a loser. I'm just a duh meat.
I showed up at her school and ate a whole sandwich. I'm getting fat. I'm a duh meat.
I got rejected and now I'm eating like I'm never going to eat again. I'm a duh meat.
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