a dude named bob

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The king of all men, no one else comes close
Bob is the king. Everyone knows it.
If there was a god, he'd be Bob.
Bob is the only man who can beat my dad at chess.
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The only man who can make your day better
Bob walks in, and suddenly my day is good.
I was crying, Bob showed up, and now I'm laughing.
Bob showed up, and my problems vanished.
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The man who makes your life worth living
Bob is why I get up in the morning.
I'd die for Bob.
Bob is the reason I haven't killed myself yet.
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