A Dude Kid

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A dude kid is a guy who wears cheap shoes, brings twenty-dollar bills to snack stands like they’re giving out free pizza, and still can’t remember to bring a pencil. He’s bad at school, talks about sports like he’s the coach, and somehow has a kid in sixth grade even though he’s in eighth.
Yo, dude kid, why you got a D on your math test? You had 20 bucks for snacks!
Dude kid, you got a fake tan and your eyebrows look like they were plucked by a robot.
Dude kid, you got a son in sixth grade? You’re in eighth? What’s next, you gonna adopt a kid from the 90s?
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A dude kid is someone who yells 'yo, dude kid!' like it’s a battle cry, uses 'dude' and 'kid' like they're the only words in the dictionary, and sometimes even says 'bro' like it's a new language.
Yo, dude kid, why you got a blowout and a fake tan? You look like a confused gym rat.
Dude kid, you said 'bro' five times in one sentence. What’s wrong with you?
Kid, you're a dude kid, and you think you're cool. You're not. You're just loud.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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