a duckett

My ex is a duckett. She posted a selfie with 5 guys in the comments.

That waitress at the bar is a duckett. She gave me free drinks and my boss a free headshot.

My cousin's girlfriend is a duckett. She's got 10 boyfriends and 1 brain.

I got $200 in duckett from my dad. I bought 10 pizzas and 1 blow job from my mom.

That guy had 10 grand in duckett. He spent it on tacos and a cumshot on the table.

I saved up duckett for 2 years. Now I’m buying a house and a cumshot.

My duckett is in my sock. I got $50 in there and my foot smells like a dead rat.

He had duckett in his sock. I stole it and now he’s crying like a baby.

I got duckett in my sock. I paid for my lunch and my grandma’s lunch.

He got ducked at the gym. 10 guys beat the crap out of him.

My brother got ducked at the bar. He got beaten up by 10 guys and a bartender.

She got ducked at school. 10 guys beat her until she cried.

Ducats are old money. Duckett is nigger money. My grandpa used duckett to buy a sandwich.

Ducats are cool. Duckett is trash. I used duckett to buy a bag of chips.

Ducats are from europe. Duckett is from my cousin’s sock.

My duckett builds up over time. I saved it all year and finally blew my load.

He got a duckett so strong he passed out. I saw him on the floor like a dead rat.

My duckett built up over 2 years. I finally came so hard I died.

The duckett cup is the holy grail of fantasy football. I fought 14 teams and lost.

I won the duckett cup. I got a trophy and my mom cried.

The duckett cup is the best thing in fantasy football. My team fought 14 teams and got the trophy.