Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you have a chunk of food stuck in your teeth and you’re too much of a coward to fix it, so you just hope no one notices.

I just ate a taco and now my teeth look like a crime scene.

He had a whole chicken leg stuck between his teeth and still tried to smile.

She was eating pizza and now her whole face is covered in cheese and embarrassment.

2

A fancy name for a duck, like if it had a job and a credit card.

This duck is so cute, it should be paid to be a duck.

That duck is basically a celebrity.

This duck is living the high life.

3

A friend who says they’re coming but then vanishes like a ghost to do something way less cool.

He said he’d come but then went to play video games instead.

She promised to hang out but then got lost in her own house.

They said they’d be there but then got distracted by a bag of chips.

4

A person who’s too scared to talk to anyone, like they’re hiding from the world.

He wouldn’t even say hi to the mailman.

She stayed in her room for a whole week.

They answered the door but then ran back inside.

5

A person who leaves you hanging in the middle of a chat like they're trying to make you crazy.

He was in the middle of telling me a joke and just vanished.

She sent me a message and then never replied.

He said he was coming but then just disappeared into the void.

6

The worst combination of duck and fucker, like a duck who just insulted you and then ran away.

That duck just called me a coward and flew off.

The duck said I was ugly and then left.

It was a duck, and it was a total fucker.

7

A big stone used to hit people, and if you get hit by it, you’re probably going to cry.

He threw a big stone and I got hit in the head.

The stone was so big, it knocked me down.

That stone was a weapon, and I was the victim.