a duck bitch

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A girl with a huge gut that slaps you in the face and a fat ass that waggles like a duck. She also has crooked teeth, which is like a duck with a face full of dirt.
"She walks in like she owns the place, but her ass is so big it looks like a duck tried to eat her." - @DuckDuckDuck23
"I saw her at the mall, and I had to duck behind a pole just to avoid getting hit by her gut." - @DuckBitchFan
"Her teeth are so broken it looks like a duck got into a fight with a raccoon." - @DuckBitchIsReal"
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A girl who follows you like a lost dog, and if you're lucky, she doesn't even know you exist until you're already at the bar.
"She was staring at me from across the room, but I didn't notice until I was already at the bar." - @DuckBitchIsHere
"She followed me from the grocery store to the bar, and I had to duck behind a trash can to escape." - @DuckBitchReal
"I saw her at the bar, and I had to run like a coward just to avoid her." - @DuckBitchLife"
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A girl so ugly you would rather get hit by a truck than have sex with her.
"She walked in and I thought the bar had a new decoration." - @DuckBitchIsUgly
"Her face is so bad I thought I was looking at a dead raccoon." - @DuckBitchDude
"I would rather be stuck in a ditch than have sex with her." - @DuckBitchLife"
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A smelly, sad, ugly girl who cries over nothing and just wants everyone to pay attention to her.
"She cried over a pizza and it was the saddest thing I've ever seen." - @DuckBitchSad
"She smells like a smoke bomb exploded inside her." - @DuckBitchSmoke
"She tried to be cool, but it was like watching a cat try to dance." - @DuckBitchLife"
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You want to have sex with her, but you're too chicken to do it with some random stranger.
"I wanted to sleep with her, but I was too chicken to ask." - @DuckBitchChicken
"She looked hot, but I was too scared to talk to her." - @DuckBitchLife
"I wanted to kiss her, but I was too scared of some random guy." - @DuckBitchDude"
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