a drunk panda

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The king of call of duty who drinks so much he could beat a bear with his bare hands and still be sober enough to laugh at you.

I just saw a drunk panda kill a shark in the lobby

That guy plays call of duty like it's a religion

Drunk panda said he's gonna eat my mom for breakfast

When you’re so wasted you can’t tell your left from your right and you’re screaming at a soda can like it owes you money.

My brother had a good timedrunk panda and tried to dance with the fridge

I saw a drunk panda try to talk to a chicken

She had a good timedrunk panda and yelled at the moon for no reason

So drunk you forget your own name and think you’re a panda who eats bamboo and fights evil ninjas with no pants on.

He watched Kung Fu Panda and thought it was a documentary about his life

She said the panda was her long lost brother

He tried to fight a ninja in the middle of the grocery store