A Droidian Slip

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When your phone changes your words into something that shows what you're really thinking, even if you don't want it to.

I said 'I love you' but it changed to 'I hate your mom'

He typed 'I'm fine' but it turned into 'I'm dying'

She said 'I'm busy' but it came out as 'I'm cheating'

When your phone turns your random speech into something embarrassing or weird, like it knows your secrets.

He said 'I want pizza' and it turned into 'I want to sleep with the pizza delivery guy'

She said 'I'm tired' and it changed to 'I'm tired of your stupid jokes'

He said 'I need a break' and it turned into 'I need a break from your face'

When your phone finishes your sentences in the worst way possible, like it's judging you.

He wrote 'I'm going to the store' and it finished with 'to buy a new life'

She typed 'I just got promoted' and it added 'because I'm a total fake'

He said 'I'm happy' and it turned into 'I'm happy you're gone'

When your phone calls or texts the wrong person because it's too dumb to know who you're talking to.

He called his boss and said 'I love you'

She texted her ex 'I'm still married to you'

He called his mom and said 'I'm going to jail'

When your phone turns your mistakes into something that sounds like you're confessing a crime.

He said 'I'm going to bed' and it changed to 'I'm going to jail'

She typed 'I'm ready' and it became 'I'm ready to confess'

He said 'I'm fine' and it turned into 'I'm fine with the evidence'

When your phone reveals you're not human and you're just a bot trying to pretend you're real.

He said 'I'm tired' and it turned into 'I'm just a bot with a tired algorithm'

She said 'I'm happy' and it came out as 'I'm happy I'm not a bot'

He typed 'I'm here' and it said 'I'm just a bot pretending to be here'