A Drippy Chungus

I saw a Drippy Chungus eating a burger like it was a final exam.

My cousin said he’s a Drippy Chungus, but he just cried in a toaster.

The Drippy Chungus showed up to the party and brought a disco ball and a middle finger.

My dog is a Drippy Chungus. He eats my shoes and stares at me like I owe him money.

The Drippy Chungus tried to fix my Wi-Fi and now my TV is screaming.

I told my mom I was a Drippy Chungus, and she sent me to time-out with a pencil.

The Drippy Chungus spilled glitter on my teacher’s head during math class.

I tried to be a Drippy Chungus, but I just cried in a puddle and got glitter on my face.

My brother’s Drippy Chungus phase involved wearing socks on his hands and yelling at the sun.

The Drippy Chungus failed his math test and cried in the hallway like it was a drama class.

I asked my friend if he was a Drippy Chungus, and he said, ‘I cry in the morning, I cry in the afternoon, I cry in the night.’

The Drippy Chungus brought a tissue to the football game and used it to wipe his face after every play.

The Drippy Chungus flooded the school with tears and glitter during lunch.

I tried to be a Drippy Chungus, but I just cried so hard, I got glitter in my ears.

The Drippy Chungus showed up to the science fair and brought a bucket of tears and a bag of glitter.

The Drippy Chungus cried so hard, he made my clown friend sob in the lunchroom.

I told my teacher I was a Drippy Chungus, and she said, ‘You’re not a Chungus, you’re a sobbing disaster.’

The Drippy Chungus cried so much, he turned my pizza into a soggy mess.