A Drinking Elephant

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You poop so hard your butt slaps the water like a drunk elephant chugging beer from a lake

My poop was so loud the fish jumped out of the pond

I pooped so hard I made a splash that woke up the neighbors

My butt hit the water so hard it looked like a elephant took a swig of beer

You drink something through your pee pipe like a desperate man trying to survive a drought

I drank soda through my pee hole because I had no cups

He drank beer through his pee pipe like it was a emergency

She drank water through her peephole because it was the only way