Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A guy who hangs with the bullies but is too much of a wimp to ever actually say anything mean.

"You're gonna let that kid walk all over you?" "I know, I'm a disgrace."

He got called out for not even whispering during lunch.

He cried when a kid took his lunch money.

2

A Canadian rapper who started from the bottom and used to text you on your phone like he was your best friend.

"I miss you, bro." "You're not my bro."

He called me at 3 a. m. just to say he was hungry.

He DM'd me a whole rap about my sandwich.

3

When you can't stop thinking about an ex and do stupid stuff like text them, email them, or call them.

"Hey, remember that time we got kicked out of the mall?" "You texted me at 2 a. m."

She emailed him 10 times in one day.

He wrote a whole song about her and it was bad.

4

A term from Drake meaning when someone is being extra emotional, like crying or sending random texts at 3 a. m.

"Why did you break up with me?!" "I don't know, I was drunk."

He texted his ex 20 times in one night.

She called her ex at 2 a. m. and cried for 10 minutes.

5

The worst science teacher ever, who makes your brain hurt and gives you impossible tests.

"Why did the chicken cross the road?" "Because it was forced."

He gave me a test that had 50 questions.

He made me write an essay about mitochondria.

6

A nice guy who might be a little annoying, but if you're on his good side, he'll treat you like royalty.

"Hey, you're my favorite person." "You're not."

He gave me extra credit for being nice.

He talked to me for an hour during lunch.

7

A guy who floats toward a nice smell like it's a magnet.

He followed the smell of pizza all the way to the cafeteria.

He floated toward the perfume of his crush.

He nearly fell over when he smelled a nice cake.