a drag queen

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A drag queen is a guy who puts on a bunch of fake stuff and pretends to be a woman who’s louder, richer, and more annoying than the average person.
My cousin came to my house wearing a wig, a dress, and a full face of makeup. He said he was going to a bar and called me a ‘sad sack.’
My dad tried to be a drag queen once. He wore a pink wig and a bra, and my mom said he looked like a ‘disgusting chicken.’
At the party, my friend wore a dress, heels, and fake eyelashes. He said he was going to make everyone ‘cry from laughter.’
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A drag queen is a man who puts on a whole lot of fake stuff and acts like a woman who’s extra, loud, and doesn’t care about what people think.
At the club, my uncle came in dressed as a woman and said, ‘I’m here to make you all feel like crap.’
My brother tried to be a drag queen once. He wore a wig, fake eyelashes, and said he was going to ‘blow your mind.’
My neighbor wears a dress, fake eyelashes, and a wig every day. She said she’s not a drag queen. She’s a ‘full-time annoyance.’
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A drag queen is a man who wears a lot of fake stuff and acts like a woman who’s loud, extra, and doesn’t care about people laughing at him.
My friend came to my house dressed as a woman. He said he was going to make me ‘laugh until I cry.’
My dad tried to be a drag queen once. He wore a wig, a dress, and said he was going to ‘make the whole neighborhood laugh.’
My cousin came to my party in a dress, heels, and fake eyelashes. He said he was going to ‘make everyone cry from laughter.’
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A drag queen is a man who puts on a bunch of fake stuff and acts like a woman who’s loud, extra, and doesn’t care about people thinking he’s stupid.
My dad came to the party in a wig, a dress, and fake eyelashes. He said he was going to ‘make everyone laugh until they throw up.’
My uncle came in dressed as a woman and said, ‘I’m here to make you all feel like crap.’
My friend came to my house wearing a wig, a dress, and fake eyelashes. He said he was going to ‘make me laugh until I cry.’
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A drag queen is a man who wears a lot of fake stuff and acts like a woman who’s loud, extra, and doesn’t care about people laughing at him.
My neighbor wears a wig, a dress, and fake eyelashes every day. She said she’s not a drag queen. She’s a ‘full-time annoyance.’
My dad came to the party in a wig, a dress, and fake eyelashes. He said he was going to ‘make everyone laugh until they throw up.’
My brother tried to be a drag queen once. He wore a wig, a dress, and fake eyelashes. He said he was going to ‘blow your mind.’
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A drag queen is a man who puts on a whole lot of fake stuff and acts like a woman who’s extra, loud, and doesn’t care about people laughing at him.
My friend came to my house dressed as a woman. He said he was going to make me ‘laugh until I cry.’
At the club, my uncle came in dressed as a woman and said, ‘I’m here to make you all feel like crap.’
My cousin came to my party in a dress, heels, and fake eyelashes. He said he was going to ‘make everyone cry from laughter.’
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