a drag of cigarette

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Sucking smoke into your lungs like it’s your last meal. You take a drag because you’re too lazy to die properly.

The prisoner took a drag of his cigarette and coughed out a mouthful of smoke like it was a curse.

The barista took a drag during her break and nearly set the coffee machine on fire.

The kid took a drag and immediately regretted it, but he kept going anyway.

Putting smoke in your lungs like you’re trying to turn into a fire-breathing monster.

The dad took a drag and told his kid, 'If you don’t behave, I’ll turn into a dragon and eat you.'

The teacher took a drag during class and made the whole room smell like a smoke-filled prison.

The dog took a drag from the ashtray and sneezed like it was a volcano.

Blowing smoke into your lungs like you’re trying to escape a bad day.

The kid took a drag and said, 'This is my escape from math.'

The cop took a drag and muttered, 'I’ve seen worse criminals than this.'

The chef took a drag and nearly burned the entire kitchen down.

Putting smoke into your lungs like you’re trying to forget your problems.

The loser took a drag and said, 'I’m going to forget my ex and my debt.'

The boss took a drag and said, 'I’m going to forget that I’m broke.'

The kid took a drag and forgot about his math test for ten whole seconds.

Sucking in smoke like it’s the only thing keeping you from crying.

The kid took a drag and said, 'I’m not crying. I’m just sad.'

The man took a drag and said, 'I’m not sad. I’m just tired.'

The woman took a drag and said, 'I’m not tired. I’m just broken.'

Putting smoke in your lungs like you’re trying to be cool, even if you’re not.

The kid took a drag and tried to look cool, but he just looked like a fool.

The teacher took a drag and said, 'I’m cool. I’m just old.'

The dog took a drag and wagged his tail like he was the king of the world.