a down bitch

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A down bitch is a girl who'll back you up no matter how bad things get. She'll ride with you through the fire, the flood, and the occasional jail cell.
She showed up to my probation hearing with a bag of chips and a death wish.
When I got fired, she took the job so I could keep my rent paid.
She drove me to the hospital after I got shot, and then she took my mom's meds for me.
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A down bitch is a woman who's ready to go anytime, anywhere, and with anyone. She's got no standards, no pride, just a lot of energy and a low tolerance for drama.
She showed up to my house at 3 a. m. just to tell me she was available.
She took my ex's job so I wouldn't have to deal with him anymore.
She came to my jail cell with a sandwich and a promise.
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A down bitch is a person who's always ready to go out, do something crazy, and drag you into the chaos with them. They live for the party and the mess that follows.
She turned my quiet Sunday into a block party with her loud music and her ex’s kids.
She showed up at my job with a cake and a complaint about my boss.
She crashed my car just to get a free pizza.
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A down bitch is a girl who'll jump on you anytime you need a break. She’s like a backup plan who shows up just when you're about to lose your mind.
She showed up to my breakup with a drink and a sarcastic comment.
She took my job so I could take a break from my ex.
She came to my house at 1 a. m. with a pizza and a death wish.
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A down bitch is a woman who's always ready to get it on. She doesn't wait, she doesn't ask, she just shows up with a plan and a lot of energy.
She showed up to my house with no pants on and a lot of attitude.
She took my ex’s job so she could get with me.
She came to my work just to get me in trouble.
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A down bitch is a real woman who never plays the game. She's the kind of girl who's made for you to be the boss of, no questions asked, no nonsense.
She showed up to my house with a job and a death wish.
She took my ex's job just to get me out of my problems.
She came to my work and told my boss to take a hike.
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A down bitch is a woman who's been through the worst and still shows up with a smile, a plan, and a whole lot of attitude.
She showed up to my house with a bag of chips and a new attitude.
She took my ex's job just to get in my way.
She came to my jail cell with a sandwich and a death wish.
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