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When a random person, like a weirdo you've never seen before, pulls up in a car or sprints at you on the street and gives you a blow job while saying zero words, like they’re trying to hide the fact they’re a total loser.
My cousin got a blow job from a guy wearing a fanny pack at the mall.
A guy in a van gave me a blow job during lunch break and left me confused.
I got a blow job from a guy who said, 'Don't ask questions.'
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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When you have zero money, like you’re so broke you can’t even buy a bag of chips, and you’re too embarrassed to tell anyone.
I had to eat cereal for lunch because I had no cash.
My friend’s wallet was empty, and he had to borrow a dollar.
She had to skip dinner because she had no money and no pride.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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When you’re so sad you could cry for days, like you just got dumped and your dog ran away.
He cried for an hour after his mom yelled at him.
She was so sad she didn’t want to get out of bed.
He sat in his room for two days after his ex left.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A person who lives on the street, eats out of a trash can, and smells like a gym sock that’s been worn for a month.
He eats out of a trash can and smells like a sweaty sock.
She sleeps on the sidewalk and drinks from a bottle every day.
He’s been living on the street for years and smells like a gym sock.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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When you have sex with someone once, and that’s it, no more talking, no more texting, just a one-time fling and then you vanish like a ghost.
He had sex with her once and never spoke to her again.
They had a one-night fling and then never saw each other again.
He hit it and quit it and left her with no explanation.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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When something is so bad, it feels like it’s going to break your bones and make you cry, like a fight that lasted for hours.
The fight was so bad it felt like it would break my bones.
He screamed for so long I thought he was going to pass out.
The argument was so intense, it felt like it would kill me.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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When a girl athlete decides to let her hair hang loose, even though she usually wears it up, just because she’s too lazy to put in her hair clips and says, 'fuck it.'
She showed up with her hair down and said, 'fuck it.'
He forgot his hair clips and just let his hair hang loose.
She skipped her workout because she forgot her bobby pins.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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