A dovee

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A dovee is when you hit on someone every day but you're still not together. You're like the pizza that's not yet eaten, you're not single, but you're not taken either.
Hey, I've been flirting with you since Tuesday. When are we gonna be official? Or are you just gonna keep me hanging like a broken sock?
I see you every day, and I flirt like it's my job. Why isn't this relationship official yet?
You've been hitting on me since last week. Are we gonna be official or are we just gonna keep pretending?
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To be doveed is when someone rips you off using fancy racin’ stuff and forum memberships like they’re a god. They’ll promise you the moon and then leave you with nothing but a broken heart and a fake check.
He said he was a pro racer. Now I'm out $500 and I still don't know how to drive.
She joined the forum like she was part of the elite. Then she took my money and vanished like a ghost.
He promised me a car. Now I'm just left with a bill and a broken promise.
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A dove is the hot person who makes your heart skip a beat with just one look. They're so pretty, they could make a grumpy old man cry and a hot dog jealous.
She walked in, and my heart skipped a beat. I’ve been in love ever since.
That girl looked at me, and I suddenly forgot how to breathe.
He walked in, and I instantly knew he was the one. No one else even matters.
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Giving someone doves is like giving them a peace sign and a slap on the back. It's a way to say 'I love you and I want you to be happy.'
I sent her a dove and a peace sign. She said she felt loved and calm all at once.
He gave me a dove and a peace sign. I felt like everything was going to be okay.
They gave me a dove, and I suddenly knew everything was going to be alright.
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Dove is a nickname for Moldova. It’s like the country got a nickname and it’s so ugly it deserves it.
I’m from Moldova, and my nickname is ‘Dove.’ It’s like the country got a bad haircut and a nickname.
Moldova is known as ‘Dove’, like it’s the ugly cousin of the group.
I hate my nickname, ‘Dove.’ It's like the country got a nickname and it's so bad it makes me cry.
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Dove is like a beautiful person. You use it when 'lovely' is too weak. It’s like the best kind of beauty, the kind that can even describe the Holy Spirit.
She’s not just lovely, she’s a dove. That’s how beautiful she is.
He’s not just handsome, he’s a dove. That’s how beautiful he is.
That girl is a dove. She's like the most beautiful person ever.
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The dove is the one special person in the whole world. They’re so pretty and they deserve all the love in the universe. They’re like the cutie’s favorite snack, you can’t live without them.
She’s the one special person in the whole world. I’ve been in love with her since forever.
He’s the most special person ever. I’ve been in love with him since I was a kid.
She’s the cutie’s favorite snack. I can’t live without her.
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