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When a tractor gets stuck so many times it starts to question its life choices

My tractor got stuck six times today. It's getting a divorce.

That tractor got stuck so much it asked for a raise.

The tractor got stuck in the mud and now it's crying in the corner.

Like Neo from The Matrix, but with more grit and less shirt

That guy looked like Neo but with more dirt and less style.

He was the chosen one, but he had more grit than Neo ever had.

He had the power of Neo, but also the patience of a farmer.

When a tractor gets stuck in the mud and it's the worst day ever

My tractor got stuck in the mud and now I'm stuck with it.

The tractor got stuck in the mud, and I got stuck in the middle of it.

It was the worst day ever when the tractor got stuck in the mud.