A Doughty

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A Doughty is a tiny human who acts like a firecracker in a sock. She loves partying, drinking, and thinking old guys are hot. She also takes off her clothes when she's wasted and does weird stuff with other people.
I saw a Doughty at the bar. She kissed a 55-year-old guy and called him 'sexy', even though he looked like a sad trombone.
She started dancing on a table and said, 'I’m gonna jig until I die!'
She took off her shirt in the middle of a math test and said, 'I’m a Doughty, I don’t do equations, I do vibes.'
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A Doughty is a tough, brave, and stubborn person who won’t back down. They're like a bull in a china shop, messy, loud, and full of energy.
She fought three guys at a pizza place just because they said she had bad taste in music.
She climbed a tree and said, 'I’m a Doughty, I don’t back down from anything!'
She stood up to a giant guy in the hallway and said, 'You’re not scary, I’m a Doughty!'
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A Doughty is the best kind of weed. It’s like a magical smoke that makes you laugh, dance, and forget all your problems.
She smoked a Doughty and said, 'I’m flying! I’m gonna be the best dancer ever!'
He took one hit of Doughty and immediately started singing show tunes in the grocery store.
She passed out after a whole bag of Doughty and said, 'That was the best dream ever.'
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A Doughty was a fake name used by a guy who used to sing. He’s now a legend, but he used to be a fake name that people still talk about.
He used to be a Doughty, but now he’s just Mike, and people still don’t know who he is.
He used to be part of a band called Soul Coughing, but now he’s just a weird guy who still thinks he’s cool.
He changed his name from Doughty to Mike and said, 'I’m not a Doughty anymore, I’m a legend.'
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A Doughty is a slow, sleepy, and weird person who looks like they just woke up from a 10-year nap. They’re either super dumb or super deep, you never know.
She sat in the corner of the room and said, 'I’m a Doughty, I don’t do anything, I just think about space.'
He walked into class and said, 'I’m a Doughty, I don’t even know what time it is.'
She stared at a wall for 10 minutes and said, 'I’m a Doughty, I’m deep.'
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A Doughty is a total jerk who doesn’t care about their friends. They go off and do stupid stuff without inviting anyone, and they love it.
She went to the mall with her crush and didn’t even tell her best friend.
He got a tattoo without asking anyone and said, 'I’m a Doughty, I don’t need friends!'
She went to a concert and didn’t even invite her friends, she just said, 'I’m a Doughty, I’m fine.'
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A Doughty is a weirdo who loves doing stupid stuff with fat people and thinks he’s the best thing since sliced bread. He also has acorns for muscles.
He started a fight with a guy named Stepany and said, 'I’m a Doughty, I’m the best!'
He said he loves 'double anal fisting' and called it 'the best thing ever.'
He walked into a room and said, 'I’m a Doughty, I have acorns for muscles!'
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