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The letter A is how you start a sentence, but this one is extra dumb because it's like you're talking to a baby who just learned to speak.
A is for Ape, and this A is like a monkey who just ate a whole banana and a bag of chips.
A is for Ass, and this A is like you just sat on a chair that was covered in hot sauce.
A is for Arse, and this A is like your grandma's arse after she eats a pie and a whole loaf of bread.