A Dote

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A dote is the best kind of partner. They’re like the king of your relationship, but they’re also the one who’ll nag you about your bad breath at 3 a. m.
My dote is so perfect, I could eat them for breakfast.
She’s my dote, and she still calls me ‘honey’ even when I forget to do the dishes.
He’s my dote, and he still texts me every day even though he’s got a new girlfriend.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A dote is someone who stares at their partner like they’re the last slice of pizza. They’ll follow them to the grocery store and text them 20 times a day.
My dote texts me even when I’m in the bathroom.
She’s my dote and she brings me coffee every morning just to say hello.
He’s my dote and he still texts me when he’s with his ex.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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To be a dote is to love someone so much you’d let them walk all over you, even when they’re being a total idiot.
I’m a dote and I let my kids eat all my snacks.
My mom is a dote and she still buys me candy even though I’m 25.
He’s a dote and he still lets his girlfriend talk over him in meetings.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A dote is someone who’s so in love they’ll do anything for their partner, even if it means getting kicked out of their house.
I’m a dote and I still text my ex even though he cheated on me.
She’s my dote and she still brings me soup when I’m sick.
He’s a dote and he still sends me love letters even though he’s with someone else.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A dote is like a poison, but instead of making you sick, it makes you happy. But if you’re not careful, it’ll ruin your life.
My dote is like a poison, and I’ve been drinking it for years.
She’s my dote, and it’s like a slow poison that makes me happy.
He’s my dote and I’m totally addicted to him.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A dote is someone who acts like they know everything, but in reality, they’re just a total idiot.
My dote thinks they’re smart, but they still can’t do math.
She’s my dote and she still thinks she’s the best at everything.
He’s my dote and he still thinks he’s a genius even though he failed algebra.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A dote is a word people use in Scotland to describe someone who’s not just clueless, they’re totally brain-dead.
My dote can’t even cook toast properly.
She’s my dote and she still thinks the moon is made of cheese.
He’s my dote and he still thinks ‘dote’ is a type of sandwich.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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