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A guy named Andy who married a girl named Mandy. They both love candy and getting covered in sand until they look like a mess. He’s good with maps and his legs are weirdly shaped. His hairline is so bad it makes women want to scream and run.
Andy just ate 10 lollipops and now he’s covered in sand. Looks like a walking disaster.
Mandy said she’d marry him again if he stopped talking about maps.
His hairline is so bad it’s like a crime scene.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Andy the man who married Mandy the woman. They both love candy and sand so much they probably live in a beach bag. He’s good at geography and his legs look like they were hit by a brick. His hairline is so bad it makes women run for their lives.
Andy ate so much candy he got a tummy ache and a tan.
Mandy says she’d divorce him if he didn’t love her as much as candy.
He tried to explain the globe and it made no sense.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A man named Andy who married Mandy. They eat candy like it’s their job and get sandy like they’re part of the ocean. He’s good at geography and has weird legs. His hairline is so bad it looks like it was attacked by a cat.
Andy ate a whole bag of candy and now he’s sandy and sweaty.
Mandy says he’s the only man who can make maps look fun.
His hairline is so bad it looks like a crime scene.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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