a doorknob dicker

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The kind of Dick that makes everyone want to punch him, but also want to be him.

My cousin is a doorknob dicker. He got in trouble 3 times in one day.

My teacher said I was a doorknob dicker. I cried and ate a whole pizza.

My mom said my brother is a doorknob dicker. He took my phone and my snack.

A Dick so bad, he gets a turn with everyone, and everyone gets a turn with him.

My friend is a doorknob dicker. He got in a fight with the principal.

My sister said I was a doorknob dicker. I ran out of the house and cried.

My dad said my dog is a doorknob dicker. He bit the mailman.

The kind of Dick that gets picked on, but also picks on everyone.

My brother is a doorknob dicker. He got kicked out of the game.

My friend said I was a doorknob dicker. I threw my snack at him.

My mom said my cat is a doorknob dicker. It knocked over my soup.

A Dick that's not just bad, he's the main event.

My teacher said I was a doorknob dicker. I got sent to the office.

My sister said my brother is a doorknob dicker. He took her phone.

My dad said my dog is a doorknob dicker. It barked at the cop.

A Dick that everyone can't wait to get a turn with, even if it's a pain.

My cousin is a doorknob dicker. He got in trouble for eating my lunch.

My teacher said I was a doorknob dicker. I cried and threw my pencil.

My friend said my dog is a doorknob dicker. It ran away with my shoe.

A Dick who's so bad, he gets a turn with everyone, and everyone gets a turn with him.

My brother is a doorknob dicker. He got kicked out of the house.

My friend said I was a doorknob dicker. I ran out of the room and cried.

My mom said my cat is a doorknob dicker. It knocked over my cereal.